Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Friday, July 11, 2014
Xerophyllum tenax
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| Xerophyllum tenax - beargrass |
I've been seeing lots of bear poop up in the mountains. Most of it has been full of some kind of plant material and huge amounts of ants. Also saw lots of rocks turned over.
You know how to tell the difference between black bear shit and grizzly bear shit?
Black bear shit is full of seeds and berries; grizzly bear shit is full of bells and whistles and smells like pepper.
-Dumb old Northwest joke
Monday, April 28, 2014
CSI Montana
I came across this crime scene on my walk home from fishing downtown yesterday. I suspect this trout was dropped by an osprey due to a lack of any other logical explanation as to why there was a rainbow trout in the middle of 3rd Street. The missing head provides further evidence, as trout heads are a known osprey delicacy.
Just imagine if it fell on your windshield - or shoulder. Ha!
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| Looking west on 3rd St. in Misosula |
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| Rainbow trout crime scene |
Just imagine if it fell on your windshield - or shoulder. Ha!
Labels:
CSI Montana,
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fishing,
hit by car,
humor,
missoula,
osprey,
rainbow trout,
trout
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
The tarpon egg
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| The tarpon egg |
Hook: 15# galvanized halibut hook
Thread: Orange nylon twine
Body: 1 large navel orange
Tying Instructions: Lay a base of nylon twine. Insert hook through orange. Sew orange to hook with a large needle and twine. Hint from Easgate Angler: Cast to rising tarpon; dead drift with occasional small twitches.
This fly has saved many a day for guides in the saltwater flats from Cuba to the Texas Coast. When the tarpon are on the spawn, snook and redfish will follow them around to gorge on their eggs.
I like to fish it under an indicator (20" crab pot buoy)
Don't forget to use plenty of weight to get it down, eggs don't float!!
Labels:
April Fools,
buoy,
egg,
Florida,
Fly Fishing,
glow bug,
humor,
redfish,
snook,
Tarpon
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